Events : Weekly : £5 ShootoutWeek 13 : 2:30pm : R0.03 [ 25/01/2012 ]
No moving tables..Bust everyone on your table and go straight to the final
41 players turned up to play for the £205.00 prizepool
|2||'Ham "parkg" Parker||£65.00||306|
|5||Chris "Get The Bike" Love||£15.00||193|
Final Table 5k starting stack
Seat 1: Quentin 'Tarnatino' Bouvet
Seat 2: Antonino Giambalvo
Seat 3: JSB
Seat 4: Graham "I'm gonna lose with trips" Parker
Seat 5: Ben Amphlet
Seat 6: The Love Machine
Some mug dealt for them. JSB had recently been playing $3 turbos and so felt ready to take the tourney down.
Hand 1: Grayball won when he played his TT like a set on the flop. He got an actual set on the turn with the board reading 485T and bustoed Quentin Bouvet's JT who finished 6th for £10.
The arrival of pizza momentarily distracted half of the players during the second level meaning little happened for a while.
Hand 9: JSB on the button. JSB makes it 325 after a limp. call from the CO. Flop 4h 7s 5h. Check check. Turn As. Check check. River Th. Check. Jsb bets 650 and is called by Antonino Esfandiari. JSb's A4 for 2 pair is good.
Hand 10: Blinds 50/100. Folds round to Ben in the SB, makes it 250, Love machine calls. AcKs3d. Check Check. Turn 8s. Bet 600 call from Love. River 5d. Ben bets 1600 Love goes into the tank. He thinks "it's Aces or Queens" and folds. Ben turns over A8.
Hand 11: Blinds 75/150. JSb opens from UTG to 350. Call from Nino in the BB. Flop 8d7h5s. JSB bets 425 gets the fold and slams over AA and shouts "keep em coming dealer".
Hand 12: Limp from Ben. JSB makes it 650 from BB. Ben folds. JSB slams down TT and repeats "keep em coming dealer".
Hand 13: Nino makes it 300 from the button. Danger calls from JSB and Graham. Flop 4c2s2h. Button bets 600 and Nino takes it down.
Hand 14: JSB makes 375 from the button. Graham makes it a smooth 1000 from the SB and gets the fold.
Hand 15: Limp from Ben in the SB, Love checks. Flop 3s3dTd. Min bet from the Love wins it.
Hand 16: JSB opens to 350 from UTG with A8o and everyone folds.
Hand 17: Dealer is shit and exposes Td (after laughing too much and the accurate newsfeed reporting A8o for the previous hand) which would have been Love's. Nino limps from SB. JSB makes it 375 and is called. Flop 3d6c2c. Check bet call 425. Turn 6d. Check, JSB bets 1150 and wins.
Hand 18: Blinds 100/200. Nino on the button. New dealer (even more of a mug) becuase the old dealer is eating pizza (allegedly). Ben makes it 700 from UTG. JSB jams and stands up and makes a ridiculous speech. Ben folds AK. JSB shows a J.
Hand 19: Fold to JSB on the button. He pops it up with a bumper pack of whites (about 425). He TID.
Hand 20: Dealer takes ages. Dealer whinges about being called out for being utterly rubbish. Fold to Graydog on the button. He makes it four fiddy Love folds with a fiddling grin.
Hand 21: Fold to Love in the SB. Min raise. Call. Flop comes down 3sAcTd. Love c/c 600. Turn Qc. 1500 from Nino. "This dealer is incredible." "I folded Kings."
Hand 22: Fold to Love on the button. Min raise TID
Hand 23: JSB makes it 425 from the SB. Grayskillet ponders the call. AhJd6d. Something happens, JSB flashes the AJ and takes the pot. Seems bad that the journalistic team entirely failed to keep track of that key hand.
Hand 24: 4s5h4h. Love and JSB face off over the pot. Love wins. He still has no chips.
Hand 25: Blinds 150/300 (Why so slow?) Chip count: Grayskull is deep. JSB is balls deep. Everyone else is basically felted. Jam from Ben. Love folds the 79 like a little girl.
Hand 26: Love makes a love-shove and the table run screaming. He takes the blinds.
Hand 27: JSB gets a walk with the T3o. He is ecstatic. Graymountain: "I'm getting up for some early morning MTTs"
Hand 28: One limper. Grizzle checks. 5d8h6d. The Holy Gray-l check shoves to take it down. This is what Doyle was talking about when he invented the term power poker.
Hand 29: Gray-Man predicts a bet of 625 from JSB. JSB wins.
Hand 30: Old dealer is back. Quicker but less pretty. Kc exposed. Out of turn bet of 600 from JSB TID. The ineptitude of this society is a gift that keeps on giving.
Hand 31: Love is in. JSB has, you guessed it, the Aces. Love's cards are irrelevant and he leaves in shame muttering "You're a joke, you're a joke, you're an embarrasment to yourself." 4players.
Hand 32: 650 UTG from Gray-Dizzle takes it down.
Hand 33: 700 form J in the SB. Earl Gray makes it 1800 with TT and TID.
Hand 34: Blinds 200/400. Stuff happens. Chips move.
Hand 35: St. Graham shoves Ben calls him off for 2700 effective. Nino sinks into the tank before calling 3750. Its all kicking off now. Ben flips a pair of 8s, Fort Gray K2 and Nino takes it down with his AT when he hits a pair on the turn. Ben decides to drown his sorrows at circling after all. 3 players.
Hand 36: The Grayfriars bets and takes it down.
Counts at Toilet Break:
Bathroom Break Ends
Hand 37: Love continues to complain about his busto hand. JSB makes it 900 from the SB. The Gray starring Liam Neeson repots with. JSB backs down with the T9dd.
Hand 38: Nino gets a walk.
Hand 39: JSB gets a walk with his sooooooooooted eighty-deucy.
Hand 40: 900 from JSB in the SB. Anne of Green Graybles backs down. JSB shows the As.
Hand 41: Graham Cracker shoves 7.2k from the SB. No calls. "I folded seven-deuce."
Hand 42: Walk.
Hand 43: Blinds 300/600. JSB shoves with K2cc and is called by the Graymbler who doubles up with A9ss. There was a sweat when two clubs hit the board but fails to hit.
Hand 44: JSB shoves the button and his stack. No one calls. Nino hollywoods like a pro before throwing the towel in though.
Hand 45: JSB goes for a walk in the BB.
Hand 46: "Nino took it down somehow."
Hand 47: "Player moves all in." Someone took it down. Journalism pool is beginning to break down. JSBs Q8 was good apparently but who really cares. They're all still in but Nino is crippled.
Hand 48: Nino shoves. The Grahm Reaper snap calls. K7>QJ Nino is gone. Heads Up play commences.
... More bet/fold hands than you would ever want to shake your stick at...
Hand 62: Players decide to chop and flip for the points. JSB 76s vs. 72o Everybody loves Graymond. 6J2 K J.
A lady appeared. Poker soc ground to a halt to welcome the mythical creature into the fold. The random seat draw left Aaron "I was POTY once and got a monitor for it" Madeley in close proximity to the lady in question. She won.
Love's Hellmuth impression came out tops against Jon Pill's Durrr impression. Jon lost when his slack jaw caused uncontrollable drooling. He was duely berated.
Jodie colour coded everything.
Arjun cried like a little girl for half an hour when he had to obey the rules of the game and take a chip penalty. Ambery earned man-points for being the enforcer; Arjun now owes man-points to the bank.
Since certain members of the society can't take a joke key highlights have been removed. Blame the ewoks.
Pizza was ordered by the degenerates in the hopes that it might mop up some of the circling booze and bad beat tears.